January 29, 2012
Until you make the unconscious conscious, it will direct your life and you will call it fate.
Carl Jung
My word!  My BOND!
Production: 1952–1956
Engine:  Villiers 6E 197 cc (12 cu in) Single cylinder 2 stroke
Transmission:  3-speed manual
Wheelbase:  5 ft 6 in (1,680 mm)
Length:  9 ft 10 in (3,000 mm)
Width:  4 ft 9 in (1,450 mm)
Height:  4 ft 2 in (1,270 mm)
Kerb/Curb weight: 460 lb (210 kg)

My word!  My BOND!

Production: 1952–1956

Engine:  Villiers 6E 197 cc (12 cu in) Single cylinder 2 stroke

Transmission:  3-speed manual

Wheelbase:  5 ft 6 in (1,680 mm)

Length:  9 ft 10 in (3,000 mm)

Width:  4 ft 9 in (1,450 mm)

Height:  4 ft 2 in (1,270 mm)

Kerb/Curb weight: 460 lb (210 kg)

ONE PLACE ONE DREAM
“If a toilet appears in your dream, it reflects your feelings about that personal, private business.  If the toilet in your dream seems to be everyone’s business with missing stall doors, no privacy and on-lookers, this dream is a sign that you feel that others are nosing into your private life and you wish they would leave you alone.  If the toilet is overflowing, this symbolizes a blockage in eliminating difficult feelings and emotions in waking life.  You’re emotionally constipated.”
From the DreamDoctor(R)

ONE PLACE ONE DREAM

“If a toilet appears in your dream, it reflects your feelings about that personal, private business.  If the toilet in your dream seems to be everyone’s business with missing stall doors, no privacy and on-lookers, this dream is a sign that you feel that others are nosing into your private life and you wish they would leave you alone.  If the toilet is overflowing, this symbolizes a blockage in eliminating difficult feelings and emotions in waking life.  You’re emotionally constipated.”

From the DreamDoctor(R)

Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. If he ran unopposed he would have lost.
Mort Sahl 
texasbohemia:

Now that’s my kinda deal.

texasbohemia:

Now that’s my kinda deal.

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archiemcphee:

Humans are easy victims because we don’t have a clue which animals we should really be afraid of. We’ll flee in panic from a harmless spider, yet invite dogs and cats to live in our homes, despite the fact that over 86,000 of us end up in the emergency room each year when we trip over our pets. And other domestic animals are no safer. The woman in England who saw this escaped cow looking through her door was right to be afraid: about twenty people a year are killed by these allegedly placid bovines in the US alone.
- Linda Lombardi, author of the excellent and hilarious book Animals Behaving Badly: Boozing Bees, Cheating Chimps, Dogs with Guns, and Other Beastly True Tales.

archiemcphee:

Humans are easy victims because we don’t have a clue which animals we should really be afraid of. We’ll flee in panic from a harmless spider, yet invite dogs and cats to live in our homes, despite the fact that over 86,000 of us end up in the emergency room each year when we trip over our pets. And other domestic animals are no safer. The woman in England who saw this escaped cow looking through her door was right to be afraid: about twenty people a year are killed by these allegedly placid bovines in the US alone.

Linda Lombardi, author of the excellent and hilarious book Animals Behaving Badly: Boozing Bees, Cheating Chimps, Dogs with Guns, and Other Beastly True Tales.

No matter what, nobody can take away the dances you’ve already had.
Gabriel García Márquez
January 28, 2012
John Manshaft, made by GYPCO
9:00 to 5:00 Action Man
By Randy Regier.

John Manshaft, made by GYPCO

9:00 to 5:00 Action Man

By Randy Regier.

AMERICAN BATTERY USING ASTRONAUT
By Randy Regier

AMERICAN BATTERY USING ASTRONAUT

By Randy Regier

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Epanalepsis

  • The Boy: I want to be a grownup because grownups can do whatever they want.
  • Me: You're right—I could go buy ten Snickers bars and eat them all right now. Or go watch the same movie seven times in a row. But I don't want to. The thing about being a grownup is that you don't want to do all the crazy stuff you used to daydream about when you were a kid.
  • The Boy: Yeah but grownups can do whatever they want.
GODFORSAKEN ASTRONAUT
By Randy Regier

GODFORSAKEN ASTRONAUT

By Randy Regier

BE THE ACE OF…YOUR OWN AIR CORPS

BE THE ACE OF…YOUR OWN AIR CORPS

Why do you think the old stories tell of men who set out on great journeys to impress the gods? Because trying to impress people just isn’t worth the time and effort.
Henry Rollins